T’WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS and I was HOME ALONE. It was a SILENT NIGHT, so I filled a foot tub with my Herbal Foot Soak, applied the Detoxifying Charcoal Facial Mask to my face and lowered my mall-weary feet into the blissfully warm water.
Suddenly, my phone rang. “BAH-HUMBUG”, I said under my breath, “It’s probably another solicitor!” Regardless, I answered the phone, and a tiny little voice, like an ELF said, “You’ve been invited to a CHRISTMAS VACATION!! MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS at the HOLIDAY INN!!”
Not knowing what kind of HOLIDAY AFFAIR this would be, I stopped and pondered..
Would it be a Swanky Soirée?